Lady Gaga's Nails / Why You Should Get Them

Lady Gaga’s newest article for V magazine is all about nail art: “MANICURES ARE EXTREMELY UNDERRATED!” Says Gaga, “When you’re trying to close that deal with Coca-Cola, your shiny talons will come in handy, I promise.”

As for her Six Reasons Why You Should a mancure..

1. HAVING A PERFECT MANICURE INSTANTLY MAKES YOU FEEL BEAUTIFUL AND CLEAN.
2. YOU’LL BE READY FOR SEX OR TO PUT A PENIS IN YOUR HAND.
3. IT’S A WAY FOR YOU TO EXPRESS YOURSELF (CAREFUL HOW YOU DO THAT).
4. IT FORCES YOU TO SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF MAKING TIME FOR YOURSELF.
5. IT BOOSTS YOUR SELF-ESTEEM EVERYDAY.
6. IT PROJECTS AN IMAGE OF SUCCESS, WHICH IS GOOD FOR BIZ.