Audrey Kitching

im not an animal rights activist. never said i was. thats not why i dont eat meat. i wear leather and i love every minute of it. get over it. take ur preaching to someone who cares because i dont if i took photos with crabs good ill do it again too but with 3x as many ahhaha


happy new year everyone! im so ready for it

today woke up stil drunk..(im not someone who thinks drinking is the cool rad thing to do and brag about it just telling you my day ) and it sucked but me hanna morgan and dj frankie went hiking. we talked about oh my blog . oh my blog is going to be a club in la me and hanna host and frankie djs. pretty much amazing. the we went to pinkberry and ended up eating a 85$ bill "brunch" at daily grill because it has outdoor padio and frankie had his dog edie. the food was terrible too expensive and now i feel sick.

frankie left so we went to urban outfitters in the valley. i got this awesome leopard raybans a birdy ash try a fake fur scarf wrap (acording to cashier to c;assy up my new years outift) and 2 amazing silk indian pillows on sale for 10$ there like 50$ pillows but no one could find tag so i got them for 10?

now im home still feeling sick watching movies maybe take bath and nap befor tonight.

el compadra for dinner with ali hanna morgan dj frankie brett and frankie.

we were sopose to go to chris browns private party cough cough but sometimes things never go as planed.

so going to hyde to bring in the new year.

im going to have to stop being the nice person in 08 and get selfish and do what i need to do. i wory way to much about helping other people out when im the one busting my ass when others just wanna party. or when you dont hear from someone for month at a time? who is "helping" your carrer and thats what u pay them for. wierd concept i know.

go out have a blast tonight dress as classy obnoxious as you can. or stay in get takeout and get ready for new year.. every new year is closer to end of the world!!

The airport wasn't so bad I got through security deciently fast .
People always stare at me because of I have pink hair.. I forget because its
so normal to me. The security gaurd kept saying your such a rebel your
such a rebel and it really started to piss me off and to prove his point I
told him to get over it and do his job. I decided to wear my new bcbg
wedge 6 inch heels to the airport probbaly not very practicle but I
don't care never did. I got this great litle red and blue plade blazro
jacket after holidays and it was kinda hideous so I reconstructed the
whole thing and sewn it back together.. I decided to wear that along
with a black and grey striped scarf. People don't know what to do when
the see 2 patters together mix that with 6 inch heels and pink hair..
Your a walking choas in itself. That's how I like it..you can confuse
ruin or make someons day just by walking by. Because I got throguh
secuirty so fast I ordered a salad and caled everyone I knew who would
talk on the phone. It ended up having celeb gossip of friends and I
noticed people were done eating. I couldn't decided if they were still
there to hear what I was going to say next or because they couldn't
tell
where my real hair started and stoped.

On the plane I read the entire 259 page book of the philosophy of andy
warhol that my room mate got me for christmas. He's the only other
person to think or say some of the things that my mind has come up
with.. I haven't figured out weither that's a positve or negitive
thing.

I'm doing linda strawberys hair for the mtv new years awards tonight
wahh I'm so jealous I wanna go to! Ahah. Then meeting all my friends at

sushi dans at midnight for sushi and sake bombs.

Tommorrow is unpacking grocery shopping shipping I hate audrey kitching

shirts hiking new years eve planning and that's just the start.

There's something about when people hate you that's so fascinating to
me. To hate me and not talk about or bother with me is one thing.. Some

people take it to extreme levels. Spoofing me moking me writing pages
and pages on why no one should like me. This to me is such a
compliment. See I must really be making an impact on these peoples lifes with is
what I want to do. The people who love me are the reason I do the
things I do. Scandels are what keep things intresting keep people wanting
more. Maybe its time I have a boy scandel or something epic.

How come doing things in bed is more glamerous? Doesn't matter what it
is.. Eating choclate, reading magazines, drinking champaign, ordering
food, peeling an orange.. More glamerous in bed. I want to rent out a
hotel room for a week and not leave my bed.

This is getting long and I'm typing it in the air I bet by the time I
post this ill have a million new storys.

Think rich look poor.

so im on a flight at 5 oclock lets see if it happends. if it does... im going to sushi dans with morgan when i land. strawberry is ganna meet us at our apartment and were having a late night hair party.. ill probably put on one of my daily reacuring movies and well plan for 2008. shes going to nyc for new years so jealous! i really really hate flying!!

i think its so sad how some kids these days will days will do anything for attention online... people have me all wrong i dont want to be internet famous i think that shit is embarassing.. its just an outlet for me. im in tons of magazines and do tons of events and fashion shows. the internet is just an outlet.. the only one of two i have access too as of now.

i have to finish packing and get in bubble bath before the day from hell!..flying i always end up getting in a fight with someone who works at the airlines because the flights never leave on time.. its not there fault but i do it anyway ahhah.


mm they should have a starbucks in the air... i feel sick should i exercise or skrew it?

im going to flip a coin. lifes about to get very busy and i think im ready for it?

i just got done doing a clients hair bright yellow and orange looked so cool makes me feel boring. im so run down and sick and fly back to la in the morning. christmas was good same old drinking fighting drama you know how it goes. went out with bunch of friends last night got dumplings... again and we all had pineapple pound cake shots mmmm... but today im not feeling to great.

when i get back to la hiking! palm springs film fest? crossing fingers. 944 interview and shoot. work work work i want to sleep on the beach.

my list is

get a cd player
get paint get canvas
...

and thats it ahaha

i got these amazing wedge shoes last night i love them.




i cant stop buying oranges im not even eating them and i need to film a film student who makes tiny short films that lives in los anegles and wants to be my best friend... you know any?

be that iconic symbol

how was everyones christmas? is anyone else sick so i dont feel alone ahha

i cant wait until new year new start new everything.. i should do new hair for it too humm

right now is christmas eve i was with family got some presents went to casino had to many christmas drinks played russian roulette now i feel like crap. jokes

is anyone awake

there were crabs in my bathtub and lobsters but thats besides my point

i like how buzznet has a 10 things that are over in 2008 list.. kinda poking fun at that fahsion yet its the only fashion and style this site even caters too sadly no real designers or runway fashion... not that this effects me at all i try to distance myself from terrible music and cheesy style as much as i can. its still funny to me though.

thats my daily rant im wearing a top hat and eating cake

my mind is hurting i need sleep. i got a massage today it was freezing and rainy in philly. i love ashlee simpsons new song i ate vegi dumplings they werent green. nyc was so busy did new york coture and amazing shots with steve prue. i want a vacation.

it all started 5 years ago when my mother made me watch dangerous lives of alter boys on a riany sunday. it set the structure for everything.

christmas list what i asked for



 

i woke up late today. met john did some sketches. had vegetarian dumplings. stoped by an art gallery. went to a photo booth. they had this fortune teller in a machine.. kinda like in big with tom hanks and i wanted to do it so bad. i didnt have any quarters neither did anyone i asked. im still thinking about it i might have to make a trip back just for that.

i have been training alot. almost everyday. i dont know why or what for but something in me is training. i guess ill find out why soon enough i dont know if its going to be for a positive or negative reason.

i had blood orange margaritas at a mexican bar with friends. now im home and have alot to do and all i want to do is sleep. my mind never lets me sleep never shuts off. this is such a wierd time for me.  sending energy waves thousands of miles. something big is going to happen and i dont know what it is but all i know is i told you out. i got my own hell to raise.

everything runs on waves or energy if you take that away there is nothing. all i wanna do is go camping and its 20 degrees in philly. i learned that lazy people attract themselfs to hard working so they can leach. audrey is an asshole in 08. i am getting rid of everyone around me who cant hold there own weight.

im realizing i live my life so different from most people around me. my whole thing is take everything away from me. everything everyone anything i depend on. put me in middle of nowhere in a tank filling with water with 6 other people.. i wll push every single one of them under and climb out over there bodies and make it further in life then where i am now. if theres no goal and no change why wake up? i dunno whats goin on with me recently but im having this huge revelation about humans and how they work and i refuse to function that way.

i have no clean laundry so i have been wearing my audrey kitching shirts everyday. im not sure what im even talking about at this point but im going to nyc at 9am so i assume i should go get things done.

caio



p.s i kinda wish everything wasnt so focused on bad scene bands and shitty pop punk ahha and focused more on all kinds of fashion and night life events

i never felt so worn down i feel like a zombie! im going to z z z z z zzzzz long long time. 26 hours in the airport. goodnight

i got back from vegas yesterday. wierdest 2 days. i dont like feeling those energys especially when they are matched with times and dates. strawberrys is an amazing person though i love her we got ideas and ideas go places. we ordered room service for all our meals. we stayed in madalay bay resort on the strip. the feeling of the weekend was your in jail but your not. your stuck in a situation you have no choice. im a leo this doesnt fly with me. travel worm is basically amazing i wish i met them in differnt situation.i have been on more planes in past 2 weeks the anyone should

in two hours im meeting morgan for pinkberry and sushi then getting on... dun dun dun another plane!! not stoked i have layover somewhere and i didnt look where or for how long because im sure it will piss me off. im going back to phily for the holidays. then back to la the 28th! maybe nyc mtv for newyears with strawberry? im hoping it would be so much fun in a better situation!

the other day me hanna jack frankie and morgan went out to hyde and hung out... someone sent me a link to a tabloid site with them saying we fuck them for attention and were sluts im so ugly and im fat...dont get me wrong im confident with myself..but why? im the least slutty person i know we all have this inside joke about how im asexual because im never attracted to guys. just because we have friends other people know why do we have to have sex with them? just because people know me why do they say im fat and ugly? i will never understand this act. everyone can have there own oppinion but i know im not fat slutty or ugly and to see so many people commenting that just because i was out at a night club dancing with my friends?... sorry im not perfect sorry i didnt fix my makeup and wear a fancy dress..TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS. its insane to me. i love not being perfect and making mistakes.. you learn from them and make you a wiser person. everyone is so focused on looks. everyone. who cares if i was fat or ugly? who cares what does that matter im not judgin other people on how they look what gives anyone else that right.

people are sick. im going to live my life with or without it but it still makes me think how shallow and sad humans are.

on that note time for bath face mask sushi and airplane :(

people dont really read these they just look at photos ahha thats sad



 

me and hannas holiday party was amazing yet out of control. today we got jamba juice and went to tree people and hiked for over an hour and were so tiered when we were done.. we need to work on it were going tommorow at 9am. every day thing we will wear spandex pink and urple pants and all the guys always try to talk to us so wierd.  right now im watching movies in bed and updating from past few days.






tonight im going to tarinas sale party then 3 way date with hanna jac morgan and pat.. hyde crimson? might go to vegas on saturday with strawberry sunday shooting my heathette dress monday jessica casey curry shoot in the am.. then flying to philly. 08 is going to be pretty intense. im looking forward to the wirl wind. i got a 3 page spread in 944 im doing interview and shoot after christmas.











went on grove date and met some fun crazy people. morgan says i have to go on a date with him because hes more awkward then me wich is intense.




i honestly cant get over how close christmas is.

juno was amazing everyone go see it! i want to see it again it was so good. ellen page is so freakin cute. shes killer actor especially in hard candy. i need to jump in the bath and start getting ready for tonight. ill sleep when im dead.



for people? they amuse me... i guess if i wasnt so focused and busy i might be able to understand why people are so consumed with hating others for living there own lives. i hold no ones hand .. no one held mine and i turned out ok. 

being dependant on anything is a curse.

what is the best cake...vanilla or chocolate cake?

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buy them before the sell out forever!

yes i am star wars ahah

my own jared gold tshirt this is pretty amazing.

i have feathers in my hair and i feel like total crap and i wanted to go hiking.

jared gold is amazing and i love him! this weekend was so fun everyone was extremely awesome. i feel like i live on planes trains and cars. soon as we got off the plane we went to the 5 star hotel monoco and checked in.. 15 min later stright to fitting, practice, hair and makeup. so nerve racking and stressful. the clothing is out of this world jared is genious. me stevie ryan ,lisa damato, caroline, clint and raquel hung out the whole trip and it was intense. the actual show happened so fast. lisa preformed at the after party but there was some drama so we had a pj party in my room and ordered pizza and fruit.

today my wake up call didnt come and we had a signing at 11am across town. there was about 6 inches of snow on ground so everything was painfuly cold. jared gave us 150$ credit to black chandalier store for shopping spreee! hes going to make me a blaro with my name and a pink diamond cockroach...I NEED HIM NOW! you feed them bannas and can wear them on your clothing everyday.

our flight back was dramatic we almost missed it... flew tp vegas then los angeles.
me and stevie vented abput how guys and energy is crazy and were going to take up tap dancing and do a show and go hiking haha.

im so into nature lately its wierd i just wanna camp and hike.

my new style is all about being a glamorus rock and roll barbie viking. dont ask just do.

i got sushi when i got off the plane and me and morgan ran into jack and hanna. we all hung at jacks house and went to go play lazor tag.. private party? next best thing bowling. 45 min wait? we got a free lane right away how convient. i lost. surprise surprise. talked about the end of the world made it home dumped my bags out wrote this blog and im about to call it a day.


so many photos and videos i will update tomorrow im delerious and theres a cricket in my room.

i just got home from nyc.. its so nice to not be freezing haha. im so drained and exhausted. i saw jareds new shirt for me and omg is it amazing!! the premiere was so fun.. i got to interview bunch of people johnny is funny and kieran culkian wouldnt do press pissed !! we went to the huge h&m in city and patricia fields. shopping spree.. and nyc pretzles oh how i missed them! actors in 08 no rockstars.  i need to sleep cover shoot for difuse tommrrow in the desert! i cant wait to lay in my bed but now i have to go unpack blahhh not fun!




cheers!

what do you guys want for christmas??

last night me hanna and morgan all went to hyde.. so funny. were throwing a christmas party on monday! super chessy cocktails fancy dresses tons decorations ordorves haha. we shot the hot topic line for skelaniaml all day they are some cute clothes in there! pink pink pink! so i flew to nyc at 7am today. we flew jet blue my new favorite airline... so comfy and lots of room and personal cabel tvs! i watched zoolander and nepolian dinamite. spelling now is so much worse then normal. im so overly sleepy. its snowing here and sooo cold. were staying at paramount hotel in middle of the city everything is all white and sterile looking reminds me of a high fahsion insane asylum haha.




went to a little cafe and i got a salad and sugar cube champaign.




its only 2 oclock for me but its dark and 5ish here. im going to take a bubble bath and a nap.. tonight huge h&m. sushi?... bar? tommorrow sweeny tod! i saw the screening for it last week it was so good i loved it! december is crazy busy for me but good. buttons this week!!

tommrow gwen stephani l.a.m.b sample sale show room!





what do you prefer snow or hot?