Audrey Kitching

Dear my Chicken Little's,

    owwwwww! So i fugured out my jaw situations.... dun dun dun its my wisdom teeth! Im super scared and mad I have to get them out asap. :( Not stoked on this situation. They are giving me worst mind ache's ever! Monday im on a hunt for a dentist to rip them out! On a better note I went to a basketball game last night and it was really funny. I felt like i was 15 again we got Sparks and drank them in parking lot and all vegged out on soft pretzels and natchos... well i kinda gumed them and tried to chew.

Here are some of the Skelanimal's Holiday Collection photos..








































Ok.. Sheesh alot of photos I know but they are cute so I wanted to show you guys. Speaking of Hot Topic I get my samples to shoot this week! I am excited and scared to see them. I can't beleive Christmas is in three weeks!! I have so much to do before then.

-Making vegan soap and candel's for all my friends with Ali.
-Christmas portraits at Sears.
-Ugly Sweater partys!
-Egg Nog and Christmas Cookie Baking.
- Present Shopping.
-Pink and Silver tree!
- Glueing Cookies all over my nude body suit....

so much too do so little time.. wasn't that an Olsen Twin tv series?

When I arrive in Philly me and my friend Gill from Brooklyn.. we have been friends since i was 16 yikes, were getting Aqua Teen Hunger Force nails. She always has the best retro crazy nails. She got me started on this Japan nail craze few years ago.Big things to come my ladies and gent's... I will speak of them as soon as I can. Singing paper's before Christmas!

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CALL ME!! They have added a few over sea's numbers for you guys to call me! I will try to call you back a.s.a.p or leave you a fun message! 

My words of wisdom for the day are... If they weren't the boring desperate people... no one could be fabulous. You need the trash to let the gold shine... ahhaha. Im obssesed with Velvet Goldmine right now if you have not seen it rent it! David Bowie story at it's best.

Has anyone gotten there Wisdom Teeth out???? Help how was it let me know your stories im being a baby!

I did something to my jaw on the left side and i can barley chew its so painful! Im going to get acupuncture and have it knocked back into place on Friday... not looking forward to the wonderful feeling.

Los Angeles i will never understand you. When your born and raised in city's like Philly or New York you are taught to work hard for what you want. Only the strong survive. No one is going to help you, no one is going to let you use them.. every thing is on you. Los Angeles has this strange smell in the air... kinda smells desperate. People in this city will do anything for attention. Even if its embarassing, humilating and negative attention. I don't really understand those motives? Working for something really isnt that painful? I will enjoy the palm tree's, the ocean, and the weather but i'll leave my sole in Philly... so fear of it being eaten by the desperate monsters.













These are the candid's from the fabulous Adam Rindy shoot. I wish i could dress that insane all the time. A little too high matience but so fun. The pictures came out amazing. Last night it rained!! I miss rain so much.. it never rains! Today im baking pumpkin spice cupcakes with creamcheese frosting for thanksgiving tomorrow! MmMmM.

Im working on this green cardigan covered in gold studs and pink bows. Fabulosity.

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

After December 5th you will be able to get my Hot Topic line in these stores!!..

Mall City State

Ctr Phoenix AZ
Boulevard Las Vegas NV
Bellis Fair Bellingham WA
King Of Prussia King of Prussia PA
Concord Wilmington DE
Rockaway Rockaway NJ
Hamilton Mays Landing NJ
Crystal Waterford CT
Springfield Springfield VA
Holyoke Holyoke MA
Oakland Troy MI
Glenbrook Square Fort Wayne IN
Brea Brea CA
Walden Galleria Buffalo NY
Haywood Greenville SC
Vista Ridge Lewisville TX
Carousel Center Syracuse NY
Lakeside Mall Metarie LA
Tippecanoe Mall Lafayette IN
Northstar Mall San Antonio TX
Altamonte Mall Altamonte Springs FL
Capital Mall Olympia WA
Arbor Place Mal Douglasville GA
Tyrone Square St. Petersburg FL
Cherryvale Mall Rockford IL
Kaahumanu Kahului HI
Scottsdale Fashion Square Scottsdale AZ
College Mall Bloomington IN
Quail Springs Mall Oklahoma City OK
Circle Centes Indianapolis IN

You can also get it on www.Hottopic.com! I will have promo video's and samples online next week!

What is everyone doing for Thanksgiving??! What is your favorite food for tomorrow? A-Turkey B- Stuffing C- Mashed potato's D- Cranberry sauce E- Dessert Love your bunny foo foof, -Audrey Ex Oh Ex Oh

Im sitting in my living room with a honey face mask on and a pounding headache because my phone goes off every 5 minutes every day of my life. If i could flush it down the toilet it would be one of the most wonderful feeling I can ever imagine. Yesterday I got acupunture again, it really is the only thing that has ever helped me relax and not be so stressed out. Im going to try to go once a week.







Here are the rest of the Wonder Woman Jared Gold photos. Im really happy with how they turned out! I am getting ready to shoot and make videos for my Hot Topic line next week! I think one of the promo videos will be me rolling around in glitter... how typical I know. I heard great news yesterday from Jared about somethign being very close to  greenlighted. Its about time sesh! Network meeting this week. They always make me so nervous!

Steve was in town from New York so we shot so much this week, including new promo for New York Couture. I miss my east coast friends so much I can not wait till Christmas.

Tonight im putting on my best and going to a sushi dinner then a Vivian Westwood gallery cocktail party followed by Ronys Photobooth closing show in Santa Monica. I would be perfectly content with stayin in pajama's and watching momvies with takeout. I know i know... I work too much ... give me a break!



I use to collect Honey Bears when I was younger. I found a new love for them again. I have been filing the empty bottles with tea and drinking out of them... my favorite. It's all about honey bears this week.

Twilight!! I saw it the other night and I loved it. I thought it was super cute. I don't understand all this hype about it though? It's strange to me.. like Harry Potter? I never saw that either.

I need to jump in the bath before dinner! You have to learn the rules of the game, then play it better then everyone else. Think like a Queen. A Queen is not afraid to fail, failure is another steping stone to greatness.

What do you prefer in your tea..

A- Honey
B- Sugar
C- Sweatner

Love your Pinky,

- Audrey
Ex oh Ex oh

Teenage Wasteland. There are somethings you either have or you don't. Originality is one of them.. It can't be bought or copyed.  It is better to fail in originality then succeed in imitation. That is one of the truest statement's I have heard all week.

Last night was the LACMA event Burlesque to Couture.  Dita Von Teese hosted it and did a interview onstage followed by a performance. The documentry they showed was based on the book "Pretty Things" the history of burlesque in the 1950's and how it turned in to couture today. The whole night was so inspiring. The cocktail hour was ruby red drinks and mini meals in martini glass's. I wore my Japanses dress with smoking sunglass's. I figured it was appropriate. I have never been too into the burlesque scene..but seeing how many huge designers it influenced today was mind blowing.












After the event I made home made margarita pizza that was so yummy. We stoped by Jumbo's Clown room which if you don't know is a type of strip club... the girls don't get nude. There is a vending machine next to the stage.. need I say more? Somewhere around 3am we ended up at Swinger's eating vegan natcho's and Vegi chili cheese fries. It was a girls night out.

I started collecting old 1960's and 1970's photos to cover a wall in my house. You can find the best ones at vintage stores for less then 1$! Tomorrow I am filming with a puppet. The first of many puppet series.. who need humans when you can have a puppet? Im doing a Three outfit shoot with Steve Prue my favorite New York City photographer in Santa Monica after.. Cotton Candy hair??

I just finished constructing an entire dress out of Christmas balls and now im drinking tea while working on sme new designs. There is an orange cat sleeping in my pink leopard bag. I have come to the conclusion candels are best invention ever. Me and Ali are making home made candels and soap for out holiday gift's.































Creatures by Apple Noggin
Photos by Dirk Mai

If you got a free year pass to any theme park what one would you choose..

A- Disneyland
B- Six Flag's Great Advencher
C- Universal Studio's

I just got done eating Bimbat at the farmer's market with Ali. It is this tofu, rice and asian vegi's in a huge bowl with amazing sauce. Im kinda addicted now. Im watching Sex In The City reruns and trying to ignore my phone. Yesterday i got Acupuncture for the first time! It is such a strange feeling to have tons of needles all over your body sticking out and they tell you not to move. It's like "what do you mean don't move? I have 100 needles in my body if I move im skrewed!" After the needles come out they put this cups all over your back that show what organs are weak. Now i have huge purple and red circles on me for next few days. I deffinetley recomend trying it if you can. Very strange yet relaxing at the same time.














The rest of the photots from the fabulous Paper Party Event. Tonight is a Flaunt Magazine Party that i simply have nothing to wear too. Im the girl with a million dress's and nothing to wear. I have 10 candles lit around my house it smells like a candy store. My set date for my Hot Topic line comes out on December 1st!! Im excitied Im crossing all my fingers that my samples are done in time for the deadline!


I have been sticking these on my face every day. Im sure you will see photo's soon. Im so hooked on leggins and patches right now. I never follow trends.. crazy leggings were cool last year when i wore black everyday. Black leggins are cool now and im making the most wild ones you have ever seen. I never let a sequin go unsewn.

Tomorrow I am doing a editorial at a studio space in an art gallery. Me and the srtist are making en entire outfit and accessarys out of pink hair. This should be very intresting!


If you could only use one peice of makeup a day what would it be?

A- foundation
B- lipstick
C- eyeliner
D- Blush

Love Your Pink Bunny,
Audrey

Ex Oh Ex Oh

Today started with that quote. Yesterday I shot some photos for Jared downtown by the Disney structure and in the studio with Ama she is amazing. We stoped by swingers for some yummy vegan food inbetween the looks. Everytime I go there i have to restrin myself from ordering the red velevet cupcakes that are to die for! After my shoot we went on the search for old school star stickers to cover our faces with them. Some how stopped by baragins, mexican resturant with amazing enchilada's and 2$ margarita's! I was so exhausted by 10 oclock i came home listened to some radiohead and went to sleep!


Today the Comme Des Garson for H&M cam out and it sold out already!! It is only noon! Im not stoked on this ...I have been waiting for months!





How genius! I will find it some how!











Just a normal morning in the Audrey house! Today im finishing my sequin Mickey Mouse shirt, grocery shopping and going to yoga! Today is my day off and im going to take advantage of it. No makeup and heels for me. I hope Tlc gets project runway!! There is a nasty lawsuit going on right now keep your fingers cossed!

What is your favorite clothing designer?
I don't know if I could pick just one!

Bonjurno little vampires!

Today started off walking to the Grove to get the new Pinkberry pomegranate flavor with coconut and blackberry topping mmm. I was going to go attend a two hour 7am yoga in a garden but I overslept. Too much wine and early mornings are not a good combination. Tomorrow im going to try this again and hope I make it. Jesskia picked me up and we headed to Jared's to film the Janome video for there sewing machines! We all went downtown to get tons of fabric. I found this amazing blue pearl leather, Candy glitter striped lycra for leggins, Striped cashmier for a 60's Barbie swinsuit and pink zebra print for a dolly dress!









I stole some guys french fries and made him give me the material for cheaper... I told him my name was Julie and he tried to kiss me.. it got really dramatic. After fabric shopping we followed it with Kuysoba which is kinda like a Japanese Denny's. Best home made vegi ramen in the world! We got red bean cakes for dessert.







These are in Jared's sewing room. Its like a little magical land filled with puppets and bunnies. I ended up making the blue leather pearl jacket today with mint green feathers on the shoulders... studs and chicken little. Im shooting it tomorrow with the infamous Bunny hat from Czarina. Stay tooned. Friday Jared is teaching me how to sew on film. You shall all see the magic soon!









Ali picked me up and we went to her place where she cooked dinner. Green tea soba noodles and kayle. Yummy!! We went over out PR document's for an exicitng project we have been working on for a while which is now in the development stages. Her new line for Lipstick Prophet's is genius and out within a few weeks! Photos soon.
Today was amazing  I love all my friends so much.. that is all that matters. If you surround yourself with the right people you will always be happy no matter what.

I can not stop looking at old photos from the 80's of Cyndi Lauper.



Ummm.. yeah HI. Your amazing.

What is your favorite 80s pop star? I love them all!

A- Cyndi Lauper
B- Madonna
C- Prince

Your imaginary friend,

-Audrey
xoxox

Love me by the cardigans is one of those songs that will never get old. I could listen to if forever. Remember all those teen movies like She's All That, Drive me Crazy, Clueless... those were my bible. Clueless still kinda is. Right now im at a hair show.. im not sure how mine will be styles but im sure will be intresting. After im heading down to Santa Monica for dinner and the beach. Nothing is as relaxing as the ocean. Im going through withdraw I want to go back to Philly really bad but i can't till December.

You have to be original because if you just like everyone else, what do they need you for?


The paper Pop Up store was pretencious but genius at the same time. I got my Poss Spats that are comming in the mail within two weeks. Jeremy Scoot had a huge box of 300$ leggings for 30$... I could not help my self and i ended up leaving with a golden yellow pair with music notes on them. I was given most brilliant pair of blue sequin heels with a satin bow form Marc Jacobs.

















I shot the images for my merch store! I partnered with a company so it is taking a little longer but will be worth it. The collaberation will be amazing. Sometimes things take long for a reason. If i just took first offer I was given i would be a hasben by the age of 25 on some horrid MTV reality show. I feel like turning down things that don't seem fit is a big part in acheiving what you want.. with pride. Tuesday I am shooting the glorious Wonder Women outfit with Ama. Right now i am about to grab another beer and eat some fruit will i wait for my hair to set.

I have an addiction right now with mexican watermelon chilli lollypops. Genius.

Would you prefer sweets or real food? I don't know if I could turn down taco's or sushi for cake :( Im a traitor i know!

Love you bunnys,
-Audrey
xoxox

Mmm I have a serious addiction to sushi. All I want to do is eat avacado rolls all day long. My head feels stuffy and im drained. To much work and too much play make Audy a sick girl. Me and Anna just woke up to the new kitten on the end of my bed. The Paper Party was last night. We started at my place with home made pizza and red wine.. then we migrated to the venue where cherry cocktails were unlimited and photobooths out the kazo. Kazo.. is that a word??
Tonight is the Pop Up 24 hour shop... god for inspiration.. bad for my wallet!














From Hot Topic filming for Myspace Music page... Im very seriouse in my leopard and pink glitter hot shorts.

Today was the Holiday Skelaniamls shoot at city of Industry... we filmed it for all your wonderful eyes too see! Im exhausted I had to wake up at 6am for hair and makeup. After the shoot we went to this cafe that had most amazing hot buttered muffins and soup. I ate too much had a food coma and fell asleep on way home. How typical of me. My hair is so huge right now i look like Lady Bunny.



America things to look forward too.. Things need to be bad before they can get better. I need to eat some soybeans and jump in the bath... I wonder if my hair will deflate! Paper Party day two here I come.

What do you want to see more.. Twilight or Role Model?
Im seeing Twilight day it opens... cause i love Kristin Stewart and im a nerd. Shhh.

-Audy Pants xoxo

You cant take L.A too seriously, The new picture i uploaded was taken during fashion week and although it looks like any other night getting a bit while watching Gossip Girl it was set inbetween going to runway show and the after party. I was in my comfy clothing before runing back out into the world we call Hollywood.. whatever that means.












The Skelaniamls Party on Saturday consisted of free bottomless pizza, steamed veggies, old burned bridges, and redbulls out the kazoo...maybe with a little splash of vodka. My friends cheered me on and made fun of me when I had to go onstage in a sunny disposition, rather then my typical cynical self.








Last night after hearing the brilliant news of our soon to be president we all went out for sushi and to the Standard Hollywood to celebrate. The whole room was lit purple with swings and over priced cocktails... I was not to fond of.
Today my new room mate is flying in from philly and brining a wonderful baby orange kitten named Reese. We use to make dances to Nsync songs and film them in hopes of winning the Herbal Essance contest to fly out and meet the band. Epic I know.

Tonight kicks off the Paper magazine party at the store front, Im hoping to stop by for a bit but i need ot be up early. Tomorrow im shooting the content for my online web store and meeting about a P.R project me and Ali are doing!

I need to Jump in the bubble bath, get a refill on my apple juice, finish my inspiration wall in my sewing room then shoot some images for my new clothing.  A days work is never done my dear.

Apple juice or Orange juice? I can never decided in the morning! I chose Apple today.. whats your fruit juice of choice?

Well said my dear.

The Skelaniamls, Hot Topic and Myspace Music event went smoother then i expected it too! If you were one of the lucky people attending the event I hope you had as much fun as I did! Earlier in the day i did a segment at the Hollywood and Highland Hot Topic and of course it started raining as I was on my way there. It has not rained in Hollywood in months! I wish it would more often.





My brother left last night and for his going away dinner we went to all you can eat sushi! Sounds like a good idea at the time.. we all ate way too much! After we headed to this nice wine bar in Pasadena ..mine tasted like lemonaid? Right now im watching Valley Girl, a genius movie from the 80's that I highly recomend watching.



I stole this photo from Metromix from fashion week! Tomorrow night me and all my friends are going to an election party at the standard... you get free cocktails and watch it on the screen as the votes are counted up. Most people chose not to speak about things the believe in because they are scared of what people will say, or it is because they don't have anything to say in the first place. I would rather speak my mind and have 5000 people back me and be real, then never say anything and have 1 million people think im cool for the wrong reasons.

My house is done!! Im going to have virtual tour very soon. Tomorrow I am working on more clothing samples, Wensday I have meeting about pop culture blog, Thursday im shooting at Hot Topic Offices and Friday is glitter editorial. Busy week.. I will make time for High School Musical though!

Has anyone seen High School Musical? How was it.. should i save my money or go see it?!

Lova Misa
-Audrey xoxo

That sounds like a creepy unappropriate video name. Sorry chickpea's I have been so busy this week. Im still in bed watching Pee Wee's Playhouse. Last night was scariest Halloween of my life. It always seems to work out like that. Im still recovering and heading to the Hollywood and Highland Hot Topic in an hour or so to film and meet people at the Day Of The Dead signing! I feel so out of it I don't know how im going to pull of hosting tonight. I got the glitter scared out of me!

My recorvery is including strawberry creme chi tea latte, lavendar tea and a bubble bath. Jared Gold made me a custome Pink Wonder Women outfit for Halloween! Its brilliant it was so tight i ate sushi and plum wine and thought I was going to bust it open! I survived and thats all that matters... expect photos very soon!







These are some behind scenes photos and a sketch from my Hollywood Dreams shoot yesterday. Purple my little pony unicorn ? Don't ask just roll with the flow! Im going to bedazzle everything in my house even the forks so your eating with diamonds. Ok just kidding. Keep you updated if i make it through my hosting duties tonight.

How was your Halloween ...less scary then mine i hope? What do you prefer studs or rinestones??

Ciao Bella,
-Audrey xoxox